The story shelf
Every disaster deserves a good story.
Websites, migrations, AI, and one chicken who absolutely should not have administrator access.

🐔 OpenAI’s Family Reunion: The Servants, the Siblings, and the Mystery of Dot!
Welcome to the strangest family tree on the internet, where OpenAI is the eccentric grandparent, AI assistants are the overworked servants, and nobody can agree who brought the…

I Tried to Give Facebook $50.
Tammy wanted one small Facebook ad. The Chicken wanted a film career. Fifty dollars, disappearing pictures, and one very unwelcome poultry production crew.

Five Days in DreamHost Limbo: The Chicken Ate My Migration
I thought moving two WordPress websites would be a careful, orderly process. Five days, one failed migration notice, a missing migration key, and several support messages later, the…

The Chicken Discovered Amazon Prime.
Now He’s Expecting Packages. The Chicken Tries to Save Money | Episode 1 By Tammy | The Chicken Ate My Website It started with a cardboard box. Just…

Just Buy the Damn Thing
Buying hosting should take five minutes. Naturally, the Eggs have other plans.

THE CHICKEN CHRONICLES: PART 2
A missing cloud browser, an extremely round chicken, and an attorney who happens to be a knee.

Grok & Bawk: The Day the Chickens Discovered Artificial Intelligence
A Cybertruck, a suspicious chicken, and an investigation that begins with one very important word: Bawk.

THE NIGHT “GOOGLE” CALLED ME… AND THEN LOST HIS MIND
A supposedly helpful caller discovers that Tammy is not handing over the computer—or her common sense.

🐔 THE DAY THE CHICKENS TOOK DOWN CHATGPT
Desktop Scout disappears. The Phoenix takes guard duty. The Weeblys are, of course, absolutely no help.









