Terms & Conditions

Last Updated: October 29, 2026

The Chicken Ate My Website is owned and operated by Tammy Eddy in Menifee, California. These terms govern use of this website. Please read them alongside our California Privacy Policy and Affiliate Disclosure.

Entertainment, information, and imaginary poultry

This is a humor and storytelling publication about technology, websites, and everyday frustrations. Stories combine real experiences, opinions, satire, exaggeration, fictional characters, and dramatized dialogue. A comic scene is not necessarily a literal account or transcript. References to real companies, products, or services do not imply their sponsorship or endorsement.

Content is for general information and entertainment, not individualized legal, medical, financial, or technical advice. Check important details with the relevant provider before making purchases or changing accounts, devices, or websites.

Original work and permitted use

Original writing, artwork, site design, and branding belong to Tammy Eddy or their respective rights holders to the extent protected by applicable law. Some material is created with AI assistance; no claim is made to rights that the law does not recognize. Third-party names, trademarks, and materials remain the property of their owners.

You may read the site, share links, and save or print reasonable portions for your own personal, noncommercial use, keeping notices and attribution intact. Unless permission or an applicable legal exception allows it, do not republish complete stories, redistribute artwork, sell copies, or present site material as your own. These terms do not restrict fair use or other rights provided by law. Contact Tammy for reuse permission.

Responsible use and reader submissions

Do not interfere with the site, attempt unauthorized access, distribute malicious code, impersonate another person, or use comments for spam, threats, harassment, unlawful content, or disclosure of someone else’s private information.

When comments are available, submit only material you have the right to share. You retain your rights in your contribution and give Tammy a nonexclusive permission to display, reproduce, and format it as part of the site’s comment service. Comments may be moderated, declined, or removed. Public comments can be read or copied by others. Sending a private email does not by itself give permission to publish it as a story.

Outside websites and affiliate relationships

Some links may earn Tammy a commission for qualifying purchases or eligible actions. See the Affiliate Disclosure and notices near the relevant links. A mention or affiliate relationship is not a guarantee that a product or service is suitable for you.

Outside websites have their own terms and privacy practices. Retailers and providers control their prices, availability, eligibility, payments, deliveries, returns, and warranties. This website does not handle those transactions or guarantee outside content.

Accuracy, availability, and warranties

Technology and offers change. Content may contain errors, become outdated, or be incomplete. The site and its features may be changed, interrupted, or discontinued. To the fullest extent permitted by law, the site and content are provided “as is” and “as available,” without express or implied warranties, including warranties of accuracy, availability, merchantability, or fitness for a particular purpose.

Limits of responsibility

To the extent permitted by law, Tammy Eddy is not liable for indirect, incidental, special, or consequential losses arising from use of this site, reliance on its content, or use of linked services. Nothing in these terms excludes liability that cannot lawfully be excluded, including liability for fraud or willful misconduct, or removes mandatory consumer rights.

California law and disputes

California law governs these terms, except where applicable law requires otherwise. Subject to mandatory consumer protections and jurisdictional requirements, disputes relating to these terms may be brought in the appropriate state or federal courts serving Riverside County, California. These terms do not require arbitration or waive rights that cannot lawfully be waived.

Changes and contact

Changes to these terms will be posted here with an updated date. Changes apply prospectively, subject to applicable law. Please review this page when using the site. For questions, corrections, or permission requests, contact Tammy Eddy using the details below.

Tammy Eddy
Menifee, California
thechickenatemywebsite@gmail.com