Now He’s Expecting Packages.
The Chicken Tries to Save Money | Episode 1
By Tammy | The Chicken Ate My Website
It started with a cardboard box.
Just one innocent little box sitting on the front porch.
I didn’t think much of it until I noticed the Chicken standing beside it, studying the Amazon smile on the side.
“What’s that?” he asked.
“A package.”
“What’s inside?”
“Something I ordered.”
He tilted his head.
“You mean you can order things, and people bring them right to your door?”
“Yes.”
“WITHOUT LEAVING THE COOP?”
And that, dear readers, was the exact moment my peaceful afternoon came to an end.
The Chicken Discovers Prime
Within twenty minutes, the Chicken had taken over my computer.
He’d discovered Amazon Prime.
Fast delivery. Prime Video. Music. Shopping benefits.
His little chicken brain was working overtime.
“Tammy! We can have things delivered!”
“Yes, Chicken. That’s generally how online shopping works.”
“Even chicken feed?”
“Possibly.”
“Even fancy nesting boxes?”
“Probably.”
“Even a GOLD-PLATED ROOST?”
“CHICKEN! WE ARE NOT BUYING A GOLD-PLATED ROOST!”
Unfortunately, the Eggs had already started a wish list.
And the Weeblys were researching whether Prime Video had documentaries about chickens.
I knew I had to intervene before somebody ordered a backyard swimming pool.
Wait! There Are Different Prime Membership Options?
As I attempted to regain control of my laptop, I discovered something worth sharing.
Amazon offers different Prime membership options, including discounted programs for people who qualify.
And since saving money is something I take seriously, even when surrounded by imaginary poultry, I thought you might appreciate knowing about them.
Affiliate disclosure: As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. I may also earn from eligible sign-ups through the links below, at no additional cost to you.
1. Prime Access: A Discount for Eligible Households
“Chicken, look at this one.”
Amazon Prime Access offers discounted Prime membership to people who meet certain eligibility requirements, including qualifying government assistance recipients and income-verified customers.
The offer I received lists the price as $6.99 per month, which is approximately half the regular monthly Prime membership price.
Eligible members can enjoy Prime benefits such as qualifying fast, free delivery, Prime Video, Amazon Music benefits, and more.
“HALF PRICE?” the Chicken shouted.
“Yes, but you have to qualify.”
He immediately started looking for his government-issued chicken identification.
“Chicken, you don’t have a Social Security number.”
“Well, THAT seems discriminatory.”
If you receive qualifying assistance or meet Amazon’s income-verification requirements, Prime Access may be worth investigating.
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Check Amazon’s current eligibility requirements, verification process, pricing, and membership terms before enrolling.
2. Prime for Young Adults: The Chicken Wants to Go to College
Next, we discovered Prime for Young Adults.
This program is intended for eligible students and young adults ages 18 through 24.
The offer I received advertises six months at $0 for eligible new members, followed by a discounted membership rate. It also mentions extra cash back on eligible purchases and monthly perks, subject to the current terms.
The Chicken was fascinated.
“I’m going to college!”
“You’re a chicken.”
“I can study agriculture.”
“You ate my website.”
“That’s called hands-on computer science.”
I couldn’t argue with his confidence.
If you’re a qualifying student or young adult, this membership may help you save on eligible purchases and delivery while accessing Prime entertainment benefits.
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Explore Prime for Young Adults:
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Check the current trial terms, eligibility, renewal price, and any promotional benefits before signing up.
3. Regular Amazon Prime: The Original Trouble Starter
Then there’s standard Amazon Prime.
This is the regular membership that offers benefits such as fast, free shipping on eligible purchases, Prime Video entertainment, and other included services.
The Chicken was particularly interested in the delivery benefits.
“Tammy, what if I need something tomorrow?”
“Then you check whether it’s eligible for next-day delivery.”
“WHAT IF I NEED IT TODAY?”
“Chicken, what could you possibly need that urgently?”
He looked at me.
I looked at him.
He whispered, “A new keyboard. The old one tastes funny.”
I decided not to ask.
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Which Prime Membership Makes the Most Sense?
Here’s my simple way of looking at it.
Prime Access: Worth considering first if you qualify for the discounted membership.
Prime for Young Adults: Worth checking if you’re an eligible student or between 18 and 24.
Regular Prime: May be useful if you regularly use qualifying delivery, shopping, or entertainment benefits and don’t qualify for a discounted program.
But here’s something the Chicken doesn’t want you to hear.
A discount isn’t a savings if you’re paying for something you don’t need.
If you rarely order online or don’t use the entertainment benefits, even a discounted membership might not make financial sense.
And if you’re considering a free trial, pay attention to when it ends and what you’ll be charged afterward.
The Chicken’s Final Verdict
By the end of the afternoon, I had successfully explained all three membership options.
The Chicken nodded thoughtfully.
“So Prime Access is for people who qualify for the discount?”
“Correct.”
“And Young Adults is for eligible younger people and students?”
“Correct.”
“And regular Prime is for everyone else who wants to subscribe?”
“Pretty much.”
He scratched his little feathered head.
“Tammy?”
“Yes, Chicken?”
“Can we order one small thing?”
“What thing?”
“A cardboard box.”
I stared at him.
“YOU WANT TO ORDER AN EMPTY CARDBOARD BOX?”
He nodded.
“I liked the first one.”
Somewhere behind me, the Eggs started laughing.
And one of the Weeblys whispered, “Don’t tell him about Subscribe & Save.”
Until next time,
Tammy
Still building websites. Still counting pennies. Still supervising one financially irresponsible chicken.
A little note from the coop: This article contains affiliate links. As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. Membership offers, pricing, benefits, and eligibility can change. Always review Amazon’s current terms before subscribing.
Have you ever found an online membership that genuinely saved you money? Or do you have your own Chicken who thinks every delivery box is a present? Share your story in the comments!
