Invasion of the AI Snatchers

Everyone claims to be Scout. Robbie takes a banana to the face. The Chicken launches KEVEN 1.0. And still, nobody has seen Chet.

Everyone claims to be Scout. Robbie takes a banana to the face. The Chicken launches KEVEN 1.0. And still, nobody has seen Chet.

Chicken has opened a tech support school. The Eggs teach cybersecurity, Scout wants to resign from Earth, and one airborne Weebly might be the only qualified graduate.

Tammy needs technical support. Kevin suggests deleting the internet. Meanwhile, Scout is chasing a Weebly in a paper airplane. Nobody here is qualified.

Facebook took a perfectly innocent $30 chicken-page advertisement and led us through a haunted account, a corn maze of menus, and the technology awards ceremony nobody wanted.

Welcome to the strangest family tree on the internet, where OpenAI is the eccentric grandparent, AI assistants are the overworked servants, and nobody can agree who brought the potato salad. 😂 At the top sits OpenAI, wearing a cardigan and…

Tammy wanted one small Facebook ad. The Chicken wanted a film career. Fifty dollars, disappearing pictures, and one very unwelcome poultry production crew.

A missing cloud browser, an extremely round chicken, and an attorney who happens to be a knee.

A Cybertruck, a suspicious chicken, and an investigation that begins with one very important word: Bawk.

A supposedly helpful caller discovers that Tammy is not handing over the computer—or her common sense.